|Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
| Married men live longer than single men do,
married men are a lot more willing to die.
| A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
| A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.
|What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?ANSWER : A dream!
|Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
| Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
| Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???
Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.
| A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend’s name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly…
No..!! Then???..Spelling mistake..!!!
|Don’t worry if you don’t have a valentine on valentine’s day.. Most people don’t even have AIDS on World AIDS day|
|If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
|eacher : Who Invented The “I Love You”
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.
Think Before Scrolling 😛
*Ans is 1 !
See The 1st Line.
MORAL : Life’s Very Simple, Don’t Make It Complicated…!! 🙂 🙂
|A man lost alone on an island.
One day he decided to build a wood boat.
Suddenly a girl came there & the man use the wood 4 making bed.
Moral : A girl can change ur aim.
| Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”
| Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
| Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking…
Because then it would make her a boy.
| Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I’ll stop imagining.
| Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
| Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book “How to Cook”!!
|When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
|Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
|Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
|Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me
|Doctor: Please lie down to bed, I need to check you throughly.
Lady: Okay but call the nurse too.
Doctor: Why, you don’t have trust in me?
Lady: I do, but my husband, who is outside, doesn’t have trust in me…
|Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
|Charming girl 2 boy : What do u do dude?
Smart boy: PHD
Girl being so impressed: Wow! Doctorate.
Boy : No. Pizza Hut Delivery
|Employee : Boss, you called me?
Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife.
Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don’t have stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my young daughter at home.
|Woman to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate- Why? Only last week you got the divorce.
Woman: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
|Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
to read a 1000 pages book
what a talent.
|love has a special smile
girls use to trick with smile
when boys are fallen in there smile
they say, they are away a mile
|I love my job only when I’m on vacation.|
|My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours|
|I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.|
|Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.|
|I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.|
|7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.|
|My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.|
|Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.|
|You have the perfect face for radio.|
|Enjoy your life. There’s is plenty of time to be dead.|
|I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.|
|3 mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp|
|Save Water, Drink Beer!|
|Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.|
|New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
How their mom looked in Her younger age.
|Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
|Practice makes a man perfect,
Nobody is perfect,
|Worlds smallest resignation letter
I love your wife.
|All the good guys
go to Heaven.
All the bad guys
go to Woman
|Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me
DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
|Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
only it can transfer from,
one girl friend to an another girl friend,
with some lose of money.
|The best reply,
when a girl asks you
not to look at her…
“If you aren’t looking at me,
how do you know I’m looking at you?”
|Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents?
Father: Their Dads.
Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone??
Father: (Happily) Graham Bell..
Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??
|3 stupid stages of life :
Teenage: hav time & energy but no money
working age: hav money & energy but no time
oldage: hav time n money but no energy!
|Teacher: Sardar, “Where is Mount Everest?”
Sardar: “I don’t know Sir”
Teacher: Well.Stand up on your bench.
Sardar: It is not yet visible Sir.
|A little boy went up to his father and asked :
” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ”
His father replied :
“Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. ”