Exam Day SMS

Exam SMS

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
 
 New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.
 
 Today’s Students Thinking
Thousands Of Yesterdays R Gone..
Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..
Bt Still A Hope Is Alive..
Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
 
 A Good luck message!
All the best, best of luck for exams
 
 Education is an organized system through which v waste 1 half of our life 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our life.
 
 Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
 
 The most funniest situation in student�s life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say �wind up your papers�..:P:D
 
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast lifeSO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
 
I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects… 😉
 
Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts.
So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ….. = Success…
Success in your exams.
 
Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-CapacityBut Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
 
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

 
The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up !
 
Two Reasons To Give
Exam …1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …
 
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
 
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
 
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
 
If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.
 
 3 best comedy lines in student’s life 1. Please do not disturb I want to study 2. No class? then lets go to library and the best one 3. Sir, I have a question.
 A month before exams. We refer to foreign authors. A week before exams. We refer to local authors. On the day of exam… We become authors.
 
 Air and students have the same mentality. How?? Both are turning the books pages without reading.
 
Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From The Time Of Birth. But Stops Only When We Enter The Exam Hall.
Father asks peon: How are studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon:Future is bright, even I completed my engineering from the same college
Father to Son After exam:
Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
Hey Friends I am Switching Off My Mobile Due To Exams As I Have To Work Hard. Please Contact Me After…15 Mins.
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..ButWhy does these bloody exams comes again & again …. …. .
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”.
There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
Smoking Effects Lips, Drinking Effects Liver, Girls Effects Heart,
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Direct Coma .:-D Avoid it.
To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. SoI asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result isnear”.
Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams.
Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself.
Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best