|Lovely days in my life :
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
| New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.
| Today’s Students Thinking
Thousands Of Yesterdays R Gone..
Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..
Bt Still A Hope Is Alive..
Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
| A Good luck message!
All the best, best of luck for exams
|Education is an organized system through which v waste 1 half of our life 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our life.|
| Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
|The most funniest situation in student�s life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say �wind up your papers�..:P:D|
|What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
U. Unlimited sms
Y. Yaani mast lifeSO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
|I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
|Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts.
So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ….. = Success…
Success in your exams.
|Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
C-CapacityBut Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
|A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
|The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
After Exam Break Up !
|Two Reasons To Give
Exam …1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …
|Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
|A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
|It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
|If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.
|3 best comedy lines in student’s life 1. Please do not disturb I want to study 2. No class? then lets go to library and the best one 3. Sir, I have a question.|
|A month before exams. We refer to foreign authors. A week before exams. We refer to local authors. On the day of exam… We become authors.|
|Air and students have the same mentality. How?? Both are turning the books pages without reading.|
|Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From The Time Of Birth. But Stops Only When We Enter The Exam Hall.|
|Father asks peon: How are studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon:Future is bright, even I completed my engineering from the same college|
|Father to Son After exam:
Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
|Hey Friends I am Switching Off My Mobile Due To Exams As I Have To Work Hard. Please Contact Me After…15 Mins.|
|Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..ButWhy does these bloody exams comes again & again …. …. .
|My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”.
|There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
|Smoking Effects Lips, Drinking Effects Liver, Girls Effects Heart,
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Direct Coma .:-D Avoid it.
|To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.
|My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. SoI asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result isnear”.|
|Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams.
Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself.
Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best